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Welcome And Winter Frustration

SPEAKER_07 0:35

Welcome to another edition of the Motorcycle Mayhem Radio Podcast, hosted by Johnny Rizto, where we talk about everything motorcycle, from tips on safe riding, to apparel and accessories, to where the next events are, and everything in between. So, let's mount up and ride. Hey Johnny, where are we going this time?

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What's up, everybody? What's up, Long Island? What's up, Iris Pat?

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Hey, Johnny, what's going on?

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How are you doing, brother?

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Doing okay.

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Yeah? Rough weather about there. I I know I got up this morning. They never end your winter. No, and this one, this is a winter that doesn't want to go away. This winter does not want to go away. It wants to stay cold and windy and disgusting. You know, I'm so sick of this winter. You know, I'm ready to do this. Call quits with the winter, man. That's it. No more winter. Let's just uh get the summer going, and that's that.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

We're like in the middle of April. It's like it's already like it's already been like four or five weeks.

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Did the groundhog see his face or whatever it is, a shadow?

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Maybe he came back. Maybe he came back out. It's like, nope.

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How does that work? He sees a shadow, he don't see his shadow.

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I don't know how that looks like if we're first off, he's gonna decide a rodent's gonna determine your weather.

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You're already the rodent is telling you that we got six more weeks in winter. And he wasn't kidding. No, he wasn't joking around this time.

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No, he really wasn't.

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Oh my goodness.

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But anyway, rodent's gonna be nuggets. They are gonna be nuggets, man. Make his ass nuggets.

Share Your Rider Story With Us

SPEAKER_04 2:07

Oh so check it out, guys. I am Johnny Vigil. I am with Irish Pat. Hey guys. So this is Motorcycle Mayan Radio. If you ever want to share a story with us, to get in touch with us, email us at Motorcycle Mayor Radio Show at gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you. You got a story you want to share? Maybe you'd be a guest on the show with us. Like come on. You come on the show with us.

SPEAKER_02 2:27

We know there are plenty of motorcyclists out there on the island who would love to jump in on us.

Blessing Of The Bikes Washout

SPEAKER_04 2:31

Oh, you know what? I always said if you have a motorcycle, you have a story. You definitely got a story. I got some stories that I don't think I should tell on this show. Maybe the Monday night eight o'clock show. Yes. I'll be doing another show on eight o'clock on Monday nights Eastern time on Facebook and YouTube. So make sure you follow us on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, all those great platforms that are out there. And of course, we got the podcast version, which are iHot Google, Spotify, all that stuff. So if you got something you want to share with us, come on, man. This is what the show's about. It's for you guys, man. So come on board, come aboard. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, so Pat, busy weekend.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

Yeah, it was it could have been busier. Yeah. You know, like I said, I I took it easy on Saturday because I knew that I was gonna be doing the uh tent on Sunday. Oh, yeah. Because we were gonna be at the blessing of the bikes. Right. And we got there. And it was just it was just lousy weather.

SPEAKER_04 3:26

Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna tell you, I lay in, I was laying in bed. Uh I'm gonna be honest with you. I was laying in bed until about four o'clock in the afternoon, and we got these skylights in the bedroom, right?

SPEAKER_05 3:34

Right.

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And we can see you're laying in bed, you can see the trees, you can see the sky, you know. And it was bad out. I'm saying this is a bad day. I go, you know, because there was a couple things going on. There was the blessing of the bikes, yes, and then Baca had their event over at the uh the tattoo place.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

No, that's this upcoming weekend. Oh, it is this weekend. It is this weekend, yes.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

So I made a mistake.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

There's a shocker.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

I thought it was last weekend. Okay. All right. Thank you for that call, Pat.

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Yeah.

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Thank you for that call.

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Yeah, no, their event is at Wild Child Tattoo. It's on the 25th and 26th.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

Oh.

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So they got two days.

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Okay. So, oh, so you got a two-day event going on.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

They got a two-day event going on, yes, from 12 to 5.

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See, this is why Pat Irish Pat's on the show. Because Iris Pat knows what's going on in the Motorcycle World, unlike moi. Okay?

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He knows he knows skylights.

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Skylights. I know skylights. I was sleeping, I'll tell you. So anyway, so I'm looking out the skylights, and then I look on Facebook and I see you.

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Yeah.

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And you're set up out there. I'm like, oh my God. I saw like 15 bikes. Now, this is an event, guys. This is an event that usually has a couple of thousand bikes. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Uh no, somebody had sat there and had like, well, you know, you know on Facebook how it says on this day, such and such, and goes back. Right. It went back. I saw somebody back from like 21, and the weather was like perfect, 80 degrees. It was like an 80-degree day. Right. And you saw easily like four or five rows of bikes coming from the entrance all the way to the back. It was uh it was just so impressive. And it's not even like it was yesterday. It's not the last two years running this is it where the weather's in.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Right, right. It's not like they don't have a um rain date, right? They don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

No, there is no rain date. So did you do the ride or no? I didn't do the ride. I did a uh I I did the tent. Okay. And then we went and once the uh ride commenced, uh we just we packed up and went.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

And where'd you go? You went out to the uh I just went home. Oh, you went home? Yeah, I went home. I went to the Applebee's home. Personally, me.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

While I'm here, I might as well, right? Yeah, exactly. I might as well go to Applebee's, you know.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

But no, I saw that one and I was like, there's no way I'm going anywhere today. I thought I had that at an event, but I'm honestly wrong with that. Yeah. So um it looked it looked bad. And it's sad because you know what? That's a huge event. It's a great ride out to the shrine. It really is. The priest out there blessed all the bikes, which is awesome.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

I remember the one time I did it, he blessed my bike and started to sizzle a little bit. Really? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:00

The Irish Pat music.

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You know, never mind. No, I don't know if it was that or because it was a Kawasaki. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

It could have been sizzle. I'm thinking it's a little bit of a mix of both.

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It probably was.

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Yeah, your music's horrible, man. You just need to expand your. Do you like Ranstein? Ranstein's good. See that? That's right there. All right. Because they're not good. Well, that's the only thing they got good is their shows.

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Their concert shows are amazing.

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Their concerts with the fire, yeah, that's amazing stuff.

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But they put on great shows.

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I'm just stuck in the 80s, man. That's that's my thing. Stuck in the 80s. I tell you. You know what I mean? But um, so so you went to the event and we went to the event. And it was a bad day. She had about what, 15 bikes, a lot of how about experience for everybody? Everybody uh in a good mood.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

But for the most part, everybody made made a good mood. The people who were there made the best out of it, honestly. Because they just knew, you know, everybody knew there was nothing they could do about it. Right. Um, a bait personally, we did pretty well. We had like I think it was like three renewals and one and uh one new. Yeah, so overall for us, we did okay.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

Well you say renewal, I mean somebody was already part of it.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Yep, somebody renewed. Somebody was a part of it, they let it lapse, and then it's like since they're already there, all we gotta do is we look up their name. Oh, there you go. You just have to renew.

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That's it.

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So that's it.

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You'll probably see my name in there somewhere.

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Oh, do to be renewed? Guaranteed.

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Guaranteed to be renewed. But you know, I don't know how renew it. Guess when?

SPEAKER_02 7:29

Dawn.

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The Christmas party. I totally renewed. I walk in. Are you on the list? I am now. The long island debate's great, man. You guys do a great job, though.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

But you guys just said that.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

It was our first event of the year, so it's the first, it's the first official blessing of the year.

SPEAKER_02 7:44

Yes.

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Uh and the the riders of fire do it, right?

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Yes, they do.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

And a lot of clubs get involved. It's a big, big event. And uh, you know, I I always enjoyed going to that one. I think last year, if I remember correctly, was that the same event when Dawn had the Boogie for the Boobies two years ago? Maybe not. Maybe I'm just I don't know. Maybe it was. I thought it was the same day that they had the event we had the boogie for the boobies.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

No, because theirs was earlier. Last year was it earlier in the earlier in the month. It was like the first, I think the first last Saturday in March, last Sunday in March or something. It was early last year. I remember that. Yeah, two years ago.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

And then maybe and then Yeah, it was two years ago. Because we had the event at 89 North. Yeah. And I remember a lot of people from that event came after they get they got their bike, but they came over to us.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Well that worked out because booking for the movies usually is in the it starts in the afternoon anyway. So people do that event, they do that event, they line up, you know, they sign up, everybody does the ride, and then basically from the shrine, then it's good just a decent ride to patch off. Well, exactly, man. So it's it's definitely a big day. You know, 24 hours, yeah. So you're doing basic all like 12 hours, not 24, but I was gonna say 24 hours of biking. But but 12 hours, you know, 12 hours of uh motorcycle community, which is always good.

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SPEAKER_04 9:01

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Yes, it is.

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Amazing locations. They're in East Northport, Patrol again, Belmore. It's a fourth location. I don't think it's out yet, though. But they also have a food truck. They set it up out in the Islander games over there at the uh UBS. So check them out. Fat Boys Burrito, go to fatboysburrito.com, check out their menu. They got catering. How about the tacos?

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Oh, the tacos are great.

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You get the empanadas every week? Oh, yeah.

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I love those empanadas.

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Those things are huge, too.

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How about the breakfast burrito? Oh football, guys. It's a football. It's a football. The breakfast burrito. So remember, check out Fat Boys Burrito. Don't forget, they're amazing. And uh what else? Oh, so I'm thinking about this event, and what sucks is that you know, you prepare for something like this all year. All year long, and then the day comes and it's raining. And not just a drizzle, it was a bad rain.

SPEAKER_08 10:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

And and be being part of the long on the bait, which you are, you really can't promote riding in the rain. Because you're about safety.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

It's about safety. I mean, you get I mean, we've all gotten stuck in the rain. So it's a matter of so it's still a skill that you have to learn. You know, and it's just a mat you know, just about either just gotta slow it down to you know, slow it down a little bit more, take it easy a little bit more on the break when you hit it. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 10:36

Yeah, you know, a lot a lot of you know training you're gonna be doing doing that. So hey guys, stay right there. I am Johnny Rizio. I am with Irish Pat. Hey everybody for your motorcycle mayhem radio. So make sure you like and follow and subscribe to us on Facebook and YouTube and check us out on Instagram, TikTok, all those great platforms. All right, we're everywhere. And uh, we got a lot more stuff coming for you. We've got a lot of great more stories coming up. Yep and we'll be right back, Pat. Right after this. Boom!

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SPEAKER_04 13:04

Alright, we are back on Motorcycle Mayhem Radio. I am Johnny Rizzo. I'm with Irish Pat. Hey everybody. And we are in the studio here in Colmac, New York. We are in the Riding Council studio, Pat.

SPEAKER_02 13:17

Yes, we are.

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The new name we're naming this, the Riding Council Studio, which uh I wish was coming in tonight, but he's not coming in tonight.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

Is he still in Italy?

SPEAKER_04 13:26

No, he's back home.

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Oh, he's back home?

SPEAKER_04 13:28

I'm so jealous, man. You know what I'm so jealous about? I got a friend, okay? He's in one of these bands that we that we deal with. And we went to Italy. Me and Don went to Italy three weeks. I'd never talk about it, I know. No, never. I've never heard you discuss it. No, we never talk about it. We try to keep it private. You know what I mean? I've seen it. So we we go to Italy and I'm posting it. My friend's commenting on it. Like, oh, that sounds great. So he goes to Italy. Like a month or two after we went to Italy.

SPEAKER_05 13:56

Right.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

Do you know he went to Italy? He came back and said, you know what? They're selling everything and they're moving there. That's the way to do it, Pat. That's living. That's living, man. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 14:06

Oh, the fact he was able to get a job that transferred out there.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

Well, he was he's retired.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Oh, well, that's gotta be nice.

SPEAKER_04 14:12

Yes. I mean, to be able to move to Italy, I would move there on the heartbeat. The United States, well, I'm American, I love America, but Italy, man, is amazing. Speaking about Italy, since you brought it up. Did you see the the post I made about the little Italian place that I found in Farmingdale?

SPEAKER_02 14:33

I did not.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Okay. There's a small Italian place. I'm not gonna say the name of it yet. Small Italian place in Farmingdale that I heard about. I saw some videos here and there. Somebody who works near the place said, Hey, you gotta check this place out. So I went to have my camera. It is an amazing Italian store that is no name on the building. Only thing outside is an Italian flag. You walk in like you're walking into a warehouse, like you know, just it looks industrial, you know? Right. You walk into this store, like you just walked into Italy, okay? The cheese, the salam, everything you want is in this store, everything imported from Italy.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

Oh nice.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Okay? Now it gets better. So I'm walking around my camera, I go around the back, I see this guy back there. He's making their own mozzarella cheese. The big mozzarella balls, he's making it bum, bum, bum, bum, bump. I'm in heaven. Let's take it a step further. Even better. Okay?

SPEAKER_05 15:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:33

Even better. I walk through this other door, they have a pizzeria. I never knew about this pizzeria. It's been there I don't know how long. But their pizza, I'll say the name of the pizza right now, Dams, pizza and pasta. Okay. Their pizza, everything is important from Italy. Their sauce, their tomatoes, their cheese, their their pie, everything, their flour, everything. Nothing comes from here. Everything comes from Italy. And they and they made me a pie. That's like a personal pie. Right. Because that's how big the pizzas are in Italy. Like, you don't get like we get here. Right. Oh my god. Dude, I gotta tell you, it was amazing stuff. So you gotta check this place out. And I'm not gonna tell you the name. Should I tell the name? I mean I I would hold off on that. You would hold hold on. I would hold off. I am getting complaints on Facebook. People are complaining to me. What about saying, stop giving away our little secret? Because someone even said Wayne said Leffitz, right?

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

He says you shouldn't tell anybody about the place because all the mom and dad, the pops, go there for their local uh right off the boat, Italian stuff. Nothing preserved. Everything right off the boat from Italy to there. You know what I'm saying? And I I feel bad, but you know what? When I told the people what I was doing, I'm making a video, they were so happy. I said, you know, I I saw I told them about Motors Like a May I am, but I said, but I do another thing with my girlfriend called Bella and Johnny's Adventures. It's something fun that me and Dorn made up, man. Right. Wherever we go, we make videos. This is fun. You know what I mean? We we went to Italy, we thought we were world travelers after that. You know what I mean? And we're not, but you know what? We have we have a good time uh you know trying to be a world a world traveler. But um, I'm gonna say it's Sapori is the name of it. Sapori Del Vallo. Sapori Del Vallo is the name of the place. In Farmendale, it's incredible. I I'm I'm urging you to check it out because we fell I fell in love with this place. And I want you know what? I bought pizza home for doing. But she forgot to eat it. So guess what?

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Her loss was your gain. I ate it. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 17:47

So anyway, going from there, uh not a lot of motorcycle stuff going on this weekend, right?

SPEAKER_02 17:51

So unfortunately, like I said, with the weather, it's just tough because Yeah, it's hard. Yeah, because like I said, I mean, like we were saying before, you get caught in the rain, that's one thing. You gotta deal with that. Right. Will I don't know how too many people are gonna look at, see it's raining, and willingly go into the weather. No. You know, and I'm not fun.

SPEAKER_04 18:10

It's not a good time when you gotta ride in the rain.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

You know, and that's why it's like that's why Chris and Josephine worked so hard on the book because those these dates fill up so quickly. That's why a lot of these events have to be rain or shine. Right, yeah. Because you try to get a rain date, well, where are you gonna fit it in? Well, I know that's the that's the big thing.

SPEAKER_04 18:27

And being part of uh Bella and Dawn.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

Right.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

Rock and the Roll, I understand that because she had that major motorcycle run, which this year's October 4th, right? Right. Um Rock and Roll for a Cure, uh motorcycle run for breast cancer.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

Right.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

How many bikes did you say we had last year?

SPEAKER_02 18:44

I mean, I haven't hundreds. Definitely hundreds.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Yeah, definitely hundreds. Someone said fourteen hundred.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

I don't know. Yeah, I want to know who's counting that.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

How do you determine fourteen hundreds?

SPEAKER_04 18:52

I don't know, but all I know is I walked out.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

It was a lot. I get definitely.

Why Bike Nights Get Canceled

SPEAKER_04 18:57

Yeah, I looked to my left and I saw bikes going and going and going and going and going. It was incredible. But that it's a c it's an incredible feeling when you're doing a run like that, though, and you're in the front and you look in the mirror, and all you see is lights. That's all you see. Then you go around like the lighthouse or whatever, you come out and you're passing all the bikes that are going there, and you're like, wow. So now you get an idea how many bikes are there really in this thing, you know. But it's so hard, and like I was saying before, Patty, before I'm on break, that one of the reasons why I stopped doing the bike nights is because the pressure was so bad with the weather. Because it would drive you crazy. You know, you'd wake up in the morning, you look at the weather, beautiful day. Then around two o'clock in the afternoon, I get the call from Wayne. What are we doing about bike night tonight? What do we mean? What are we doing? It's supposed to rain. 75% chance of what? You look at the weather and you see 75% chance of rain. So now what are we gonna do? Do you can't have a bike night when there's a threat of rain coming? Because now you're gonna be asking people to ride in the rain, you're asking the ban to set up, all this is outside.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

Yeah, and all the vendors.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

And all the vendors, somebody like Key and Theresa, it takes two hours for them to set up.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

Yeah, love jewelry. Right, Keys Love Jewelry. Keys love jewelry. Yeah, it's I mean, uh, and their setup is great. When you go to an event, you're set up. Usually great. And then that's the thing. It takes, you figure if it takes somebody like an hour, just an hour, say an hour to set up, all of a sudden, if it's all of a sudden if you have to cancel it midway through, now it's gonna take them an hour to break down.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

Right.

SPEAKER_04 20:24

And it's gonna be an hour in the rain. Who wants to do that? Nobody wants to do that. And whoever that what they might be selling, getting wet and not fun. So, you know what? I would have to make the call saying, all right, we gotta cancel bike night. But the problem with this is it might be raining here, but not where you are. Right. So you're looking outside saying, Hey, it's beautiful outside. What are you canceling it for? But I'm looking at the weather thing and saying where the bike night is, it's gonna be pouring. But then what happens is almost every time, the minute you cancel the bike night, the weather gets beautiful. And all that goes away every time.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

Well, you already know how I felt about that. It's like a lot of people, if you ended up having a nice day, nobody stopped you from getting on your bike, getting a couple of friends together, just going there having a restaurant and making a night out of it.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Right, you can make a night out of it. I mean, we've actually had an awesome bike night that was cancelled.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

And we did it.

SPEAKER_03 21:12

We ended up having to go to Oh God, yeah, we're at a TJ Fridays. We just started uh talking, shooting, uh shooting the blankety blinks, and then we just went in and got something to eat. We had a blast.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

It's great. Sometimes the most the things that are not planned are the best way.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

Oh god, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Right? So that was my problem with doing the bike nights were my biggest problem. You know what I mean? So I was getting I was getting really sick of setting up a bike night and then getting away.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Well, it makes babies even worse. What about the what about the one time where it was beautiful weather, we had the bike night, everybody showed up, everything could set up, and like 20 minutes later, all of a sudden we looked over and we just saw this big black cloud up on the noise.

SPEAKER_04 21:46

It's a horrible thing. It's it's a horrible thing. And then they're they're looking at you because when you cancel it, you can't win in this situation. You don't cancel it, you're a D. You cancel it, you're a D. So it's hard to, it's really hard to do that.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Because you're and because it's your name on the event.

Sponsor Break

SPEAKER_04 22:00

Exactly. So we'll come back with some more of this talk. I am Johnny. I am with Irish Patrick. Hey guys, Motorcycle Man Radio, and uh, we'll be back right after this. Boom!

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SPEAKER_00 22:47

When a motorcycle rider calls me, it's both a blessing and a curse. I'm Richard Jaffe, Motorcycle Accident Attorney at Riding Council. I'm trusted by injured bikers under some of the most tragic circumstances when they get hurt in an accident. Want an injury lawyer who rides? I do. Want an injury lawyer with experience? I've been doing this for more than three decades. Want an injury lawyer who wins? I've recovered millions from my motorcycle accident clients. Want an injury lawyer who understands and respects the bond between bikers? Then call me. Don't talk to the insurance company without talking to me first. Go to ridingcouncil.com on your phone and click the call. That's R-I-D-I-N-G-C-O-U-N-S-E-L.com. No one plans on getting hurt on a ride, but you need to call me if it happens.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

Alright, we are back live. No, we're not live, I'm lying. We're live-ish. On Motorcycle Man Radio, I'm Johnny Rizzo. I am with Irish Pat. And this is Motorcycle Mayan Radio. So yeah, so like I was saying before, Pat, it's so hard to plan these things sometimes. Right. You know what I mean? And when we used to have these bite nights, man, we had some really cool stuff. We had the axe drawing, right? We had a comedian, right?

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Oh, we had we had so much stuff going on. We had a lot of stuff. I just always I always questioned the the axe drawing, and I'll tell you why. Why? I just love because we always had it like at a TGI Fridays or just someplace that was serving alcohol. Yes. Now you tell, now explain to me. Alcohol and axe drawing. What could possibly go wrong there?

SPEAKER_04 24:22

You never know. Well, it's funny you say that. There's a bar, there was a bar. Yeah. Called the Baja in New High Park back in the day.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

I used to play hardball and the team used to get together, go to the Baja, and had batting cages. The Baja was a bar. All right? In the front there was a bar, in the bat they had batting cages. That balls that they were throwing at you up to 80, 90 miles an hour. That's the way it was. And they had golf, like the big screens where you hit the golf balls into.

SPEAKER_05 24:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

So that's a good idea. You're hanging out in a bar with baseball bats and golf clubs. That was interesting, I tell you that much. So yeah, the bar ha. That place was great, man. Gone. Everything's gone. We're getting older.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

Yeah, old, yeah, old ish.

SPEAKER_04 25:03

Oldish.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Old ish.

A 1991 Band Signs Late

SPEAKER_04 25:04

We are. I got my um this is so funny. I mean, I think this is hilarious. But my my band arrival from 1991.

SPEAKER_07 25:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

1991. Got signed to a record contract in 2026. Okay? So now we had to all meet at the diner to sign to sign the contract. So then if you go to the website, uh DN DNA records, right? Is that what it is? DNA Records, right? Um F I'm sorry, FNA Records. There you go, yes, dot net, and you look for a last roll of the dice from a band called Arrival, that was us. You'll see a guy, like a cartoon guy, throwing dice on the floor, and that's our album, and it was a great album. We had 12 songs plus a bonus track, right? And uh I look on the website one day and I'm like, what is this? You can buy the album, you can buy the autographed album. Autographed album, you can buy the t-shirts, right? Small, medium, large, extra large, double X, triple X, 4X, 5X. I was like, oh my god, I don't I don't remember any of this, but alright. So now we got a call saying that we have to sign CDs because we actually have people out there that bought them. And we gotta meet Wednesday night at a diner with about 50 CDs, we gotta sign all of them. Because there's people that actually bought this CD. And I'm not talking about my mother, that's one, but you know. But it's funny. It's like, how'd this happen? If I get a steak dinner out of this, that's all I want.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

I know that's keeping the standards low.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Just a steak dinner, you know. Hey, you never know. We sold over 300 copies, I think, so far. Oh congrats. We can sell 300, we're not 3,000.

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Nothing wrong with thinking that way.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

You never know. I mean, that there's a market for that. Obviously, people buying it. It ain't your music, Pat, but hey. No, it's just funny. You know, just where'd this come from all of a sudden? Like 36 years later. It's funny how that works. Isn't that great? I mean no, it really is. Hey, it happens. Stuff like that happens, man, you know. But hey, I gotta take it and run with it, though. You gotta run with it.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

What happens if the album golds gold?

More Local Spots And Event Timing

SPEAKER_04 27:25

Then um, then I'll take that money and I'll be living in Italy, scratching my head saying, how did this happen? Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. But you know what? There's a lot of bands out there that come out, you know. Yeah, a lot of great stuff. So I'll talk about another little restaurant. It's always about food with me. Yeah. In Mineola and Port Washington called Ikida.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

Oh, yes, you've talked about them.

SPEAKER_04 27:49

Japanese restaurant. It's a modern-day Japanese restaurant, right? Ikida, it's so good that me and Dawn went there and we took a film, it's on Bell of and Johnny's Adventures, right? We filmed the food. And they had the you ever have uh, what is that, random um ramen noodles? Ramen noodles, yes. I never only ones I ever had was the ones in the that you put under the hot water.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

But I know I never had like a professional. And then with garlic sauce. It was so good. So check out that place too, guys. It's uh one's one in Minioland, there's one in uh Port of Washington. So how do I let me see if I can spell that for you real quick? Let me find it. Um, so so much more stuff going on coming up. So we got that event next weekend that I didn't know about. I thought it was this weekend. But it happens to the best of us, Matt.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Well, that's the thing. It's like you're gonna have so many events coming up all at once now.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

Right, right. So Aikida is uh I-K-E-D-O. Aikido. Aikida or something like that. I'm the worst at this. Anyway, so if you like Japanese food, get on your bike.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

Yeah, get on your bike since this is a motorcycle show. We gotta make it motorcycle related.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Take a ride over there.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Take a ride. There you go.

BACA And Protecting Kids

SPEAKER_04 29:04

You'll love it, yeah. You will absolutely love this place. So, anyway, so next weekend, um, Bak is doing an event. Right. And we had Baku on our Monday night show, and they were great, man.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

No, they really are.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

And um, to protect the kids, I I saw, I saw, have you seen this video going around on TikTok and stuff about a FedEx driver that killed a seven-year-old girl?

SPEAKER_02 29:22

I have not seen that.

SPEAKER_04 29:23

It's disgusting. This guy, he went to a house to deliver a package. Then he came back to the house saying he had another package. You gotta come out to the truck and get it. And he took her, killed her in the back of the truck.

unknown 29:34

Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

And then he came back. It's like, but I want to know where's the parents of a seven-year-old.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Well, it's yeah, no, you See, this is where Bacher comes in.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

You know what I mean? Bacher protects the children, man.

SPEAKER_05 29:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

And it is really important what they do because a kid, a kid can be really scared of any situation. So you get an adult threatening them, just they're not gonna say nothing. But you get Bacher involved, yeah, as an adult, you see these bikes coming out, you think twice.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Especially when it's like three, four, ten. All of a sudden it's but it becomes a different animal.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Right. Exactly. So, you know, good God bless Backer, man, what they do, they do a great job.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Yes, they do.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

And uh I'm proud to know them. They were on the show on Monday night that we had. You can check check that out on Facebook and YouTube, and see what those guys are all about, and you even join if you want. Go to a couple of meetings and become a backer. That's it. I'm a backer.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Definitely worth definitely worth taking the time out to look up.

Boogie For The Boobies Details

SPEAKER_04 30:30

Absolutely. So so speaking about events, we got Boogie for the Boobies coming up at.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Oh, looking forward to that.

SPEAKER_04 30:37

Boogie for the Boobies is gonna be on May 3rd, okay? At uh it's called Boogie for the Boobies Women Who Rock. It's not a motorcycle event, it's a music event, okay? With all girl bands playing all day long. Which is awesome because they got a lot of great bands out there. So they got paper dolls come playing. Uh, we got Jet Black, which you can imagine with band that way being. Uh Sister of a Down. Is that a Sister of a Down?

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Go, yeah, go out on a lemon and figure that one out.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

Mistress of Evil.

SPEAKER_02 31:17

Yes, one of our favorites for some odd reason.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

And one of your favorite, Red Hot.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

I love Red Hot. Absolutely love Red Hot.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

And Jealous Dogs, they're playing. It's gonna be at Whiskey Rocks. Um, did you really address in that place?

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Um I could look at if I'd done that would'll look good. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

East Great Neck Road and West Babylon. Uh check it out. It's gonna be a great day.

SPEAKER_05 31:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:41

Yeah. Only$10 at the door. All the money proceeds goes to Rock and Ruff Road Cure for breast cancer, which is awesome. Great job there. They got some uh great sponsors going on. The Roddy Council is a sponsor of that. The Hog Shop is a sponsor of that, too.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

Awesome stuff. Uh we got uh Extreme Auto Body, we got Armed Woman America, that's pretty cool. Right? You don't have to mess with them. ToughTales, who ToughTales is having an event uh next weekend, I believe. Also. Tough Tales for the pets, for the dogs and the cats. So they're having that going on as well. Milwaukee Leather.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

We love Milwaukee Leather.

SPEAKER_04 32:21

He's a sponsor, yep. And uh the defensive dames is also a sponsor. So we got a lot of great stuff going on this day. Um, food, all the posts you got, all the food at the bar. Those proceeds go to rocking the road. Um the bands all day long starts at one to eight. So if I was you, I'd go to the uh pig roast first. The pig roast over at um Alliance.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Alliance. Yeah, the Alliance, they're having the pig roast that day as well.

SPEAKER_04 32:50

And that's in Amityville.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

That's in Amineville.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

So the Alliance is having their pig roast, so go to the pig roast, and then afterwards stop by uh, you know, stop by us and have a couple of drinks or whatever, some food, listen to some music, and enjoy yourself.

SPEAKER_02 33:03

Maybe then come to support the cause. That's the big thing.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

That's right. So we'll be right back in a minute. So check it out, guys. I am Johnny Rizani with I was Pat. Check out Motorcycle Mayhem Radio. We are everywhere. Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, iHeart, Google, Spotify, the OBBM Network. We're on the bike and hangout across the pond, Pat.

SPEAKER_02 33:27

Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_04 33:28

Also on Rock Wades Radio. So check us out everywhere. Go to Google us, you'll find us. You can't miss us. So uh we'll be right back, Pat.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

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SPEAKER_00 33:53

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SPEAKER_04 35:27

We're on Motorcycle Mayhem Radio again. I can just keep repeating myself with that. But anyway. So Pat, you guys got a Long Island Base got an event coming up too.

SPEAKER_02 35:34

Yep. This Sunday is our uh is our motorcycle awareness uh safety run. It's like it starts at the H. Lee Dinnison building at 9 a.m. is registration. Um kickstands go up at 12 o'clock. It will be an escorted ride. Um there will be guest speakers uh there. It's um$20 per ride.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

I wasn't axed to be a guest speaker.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

I you know, you need to talk to Chris. Wait a minute. He usually sits a course for me. You can always ask him about it.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

I'll wait for you to say, well, what the hell are you gonna say?

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Let's eat. That's what I'm saying. You know, for you that would be a good speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, there's a corner truck over there.

SPEAKER_04 36:16

After Chris is done doing the whole big thing, and now um Johnny was if almost like a man, we'd like to say a few words. I get up there. Let's eat! There you go.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

And Johnny kept his word. He said very few words. Go ahead, Pat. So anyway, so it's$20 a rider,$10 a passenger, and if you just walk it up the you know to support the event, it's fifth it's uh$15. So by the way, if any of if anybody's out there who wants to volunteer, just contact Chris Beckins at$88-542-2283 or email at Chris Libate at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_04 36:53

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

So, I mean, the uh the blessing of the bikes but you bike blessed the second you come into the uh Who's doing that?

SPEAKER_04 37:01

Patchel ski?

SPEAKER_02 37:02

Um, I don't know. I think it's uh being supported by uh fire department out there. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

So now I got I hate to be in the bear of bad news. Sixty-five percent chance of rain so far. I know. That's what I'm talking about. You know, it's just a hard thing. You know, it's just a hard thing to do.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

It says rushing for rushing wind bikes requires, so I guess it says Pastor Skate. Pastor Sky, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:23

So Pastor Sky, who also he does a show from the studio as well.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Yeah. So I know it's again, it's tough. I remember the one year. And it is supposed to be like calling a quote unquote rain or shine event. But then it was one year, it poured. Right. Like we had to, you know, there was no choice to cancel because like again, we're supposed to be promoting awareness. We're supposed to be promoting safety. Right. And it's I mean, it's not like it's a couple of little drips, it is a downpour. Yeah. So I mean, I know it's like almost it's like the second week in the row, you're gonna have the threat of rain. Yeah, you just hope like maybe something something between now and then. Right, right, right. Uh it means we had to we found a makeup date. It didn't make a lot of the women happy because it was on Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_04 38:05

Oh, yeah. That's what happens, yep.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

But it's but yeah, but we had no choice because it was the only date date available.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

I mean, what are you gonna do because the moms have to understand? And I share my birthday with Mother's Day a lot.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

Well, yeah, well, the thing is with the mom, it's I mean, most of the moms in the community get it. You know, in a lot of ways we are so you know, they come out and we can support them that day too as well. It's just it's just so hard. Yeah. Because it's you know, it's like you try to get a reindeer. Like I said, we also pass out the our our handbooks, okay. Which will have the list, the list of uh events locally and nationally. Right. So it's like if you want to sit there, check out what Sturgis is, it'll give you the dates, or if you just want to sit there and see what's going on on Long Island.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

Well, that's what's good about it. You have all the events in there. So, you know, you take the book and it's like, all right, let's do this, let's do that, let's do this, let's do that, and it's done.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

And it's got all our sponsors in there, which sometimes, you know, you go there, they'll give you a discount if you mention Long Island Abate. There you go. So and it just shows you who supports the community.

SPEAKER_04 39:03

If you mention motorcycle mammader, they'll charge you more.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

See how it works?

SPEAKER_04 39:06

That's how it's working.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

No, and actually, no, that's it. You're only half right. If you say motorcycle mahem radio, you may get a discount on something. You might. If you mention Johnny Rizzle, then might be that. But um, but that will have a listing of dates. So and then after that, it will it we will have it at every event. You'll know what's going on. And you know, right now it's still fingers crossed because it's not only our event, we can backer that weekend too. That's true. Uh Wild Child Tattoo.

SPEAKER_04 39:35

And I believe it's the um Tough Tales too.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

I believe it's so it's like you just gotta keep your fingers crossed. That's that's all you could do.

Health Reset Coffee And Recovery

SPEAKER_04 39:43

Yeah, that's all you can do. But so I'm drinking my tea tonight, Pat, because I went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor's like, listen, um, you have to stop drinking coffee. You gotta calm down. And if you ever notice me, I'm drinking my beak up here. Oh, yeah. A lot of people think that's soda. No, that's black coffee. I drink about four of those a day.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

You put ice in that, or yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:03

But still. Still black coffee. That's a lot of coffee. 40 ounces each one. So my doctor's like, you drink how much? You gotta stop. You gotta chill out with the coffee. No alcohol. That won't last. I'm saving it. I'll pick and choosing what I'm drinking now. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 40:19

You know, it's hard for me to say anything because, like I said, everyone knows my history. And it is what it is, you know, it is what it is. Like a 28 years clean to sober. I'm an alcoholic in recovery. Um, I I I want to I would say something only because I care about the person. Right. That's it. I would sit there and say to you, like if the doctor's sitting there saying take it easy, I would say, please take it easy because we want you around. Right. Yeah, but I'm I can't, I'm not gonna sit and tell someone what you know what they can and cannot do. Right. It's just not it's one, it's not in my nature. Two, one thing I know about the disease, and I know it and I learned it through the hardship way, is when people tell you what to do, you dig you tend to dig the heels in even more. Right, true, which is the problem. It's like half the bat half the battle's always sitting there going, you know what, there's there's an issue here. You know, and that's what it, you know, it it took Yeah, I can't I can't just drink one beer.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

You don't drink only either none or twenty.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Um there's a song, uh song in uh on Ozzy Osborne's album, No Rest for the Wicked, which is a great album. Right. It's called Demon Alcohol. And there's one line that used to describe how I would drink perfectly, and it's uh one is way too much and ten is not enough. Right. I it's like the drinking was never a problem. Stopping was the problem.

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Yeah, yeah, right, you're right. So I gotta chill now with um, you know, a certain caffeine, food. You know, I had an episode that I I didn't realize I had. They told me I had one because they have this machine in me here. Right. So I did feel something weird last month. Okay. Uh doing I I I couldn't see straight. I was like, what's going on, man? I was like, what's going on? I have a stroke. But I found out that's what happened. So I gotta just be good. I gotta be a good boy. Start eating right. I gotta burger tonight, though. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

You gotta pick and choose. Like I said, I just got done with my doctors too, and so far, so good.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

Who's my doctor? You know my doctor's doctor Vinny Boombots.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Yeah. But so far, it's like I I'm I I got uh pretty much a good bill of health, rel relatively healthy, as I said, so I will take that. You know, a couple of pounds I would like to drop, but also it's just it's hard for me. Here's the thing, I remember it being hard for my frame. I looked it up one time when I was, you know, we're talking now about 10-15 years ago. And I was my weight was like between 168 and 172. Oh was the average. I mean, I was working out like five, six days a week and the whole thing. Um, work and life got in the way with Schulz and I was no longer going five to six days, it became four, it became three, it became two. And uh I just couldn't stick with it. It was just I couldn't justify the money for going to the gym anymore. Right, there you go. I just couldn't. And uh you know, so you know, so I was I would look at the what they call the scale, which is what your frame tells you. If and it's said to be at 5'7. I'm 5'7, I'm supposed to be like 141 pounds.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

Yeah, I know. I had the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

I'm not five. If you look at me, it's like there is no, I mean, I would say honestly, if I'm overweight, it's probably like about realistically, it's probably about 15 pounds.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

15, 20 pounds realistically. Well, uh, what do you know? Um, I'm 235. Two what? 235.

SPEAKER_04 43:28

235? Yeah. I'm 272. So eighty.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Anyway, but but the thing is, like, I'm so I mean, my thing is like I'm so broad-shouldered.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

It's like, it's like I used I call it like my upper body is uh six foot two and my lower body's two foot six.

SPEAKER_04 43:45

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

You know, that did I guess so all good though, Pat.

SPEAKER_04 43:48

Well, you know what? You just gotta start thinking a little healthier and uh get ourselves into shape.

SPEAKER_02 43:53

So it wasn't saying that round is shape.

Rock And Roll For A Cure Plug

Closing And Outro Music

SPEAKER_04 43:55

There you go. So that's why I'll make a quick mention of Rock and Roll for a cure, which is my girlfriend uh doing a three-time breast cancer survivor. Just go to her website, rock and roll for cure.org, make a donation. She does some wonderful stuff with that money, man. She uh she's out there every other weekend delivering food to her patients that um she's not gonna cure, not looking to cure breast cancer, looking to help someone who has it. So check her out, check out Rock and Roll for Cure. Everything she does, all her proceeds goes to that cause. Everything she does, man. She's no skipping corners with her. No. But um also check out Motorcycle Man Radio. Uh, we're live on Monday nights on Facebook and YouTube and uh 103.9 F. On Wednesdays on Rock Race Radio on the biking hangout all over Instagram and all that stuff. So thanks for watching and listening tonight. We'll catch you next week. I am Johnny Rives Pat. Good night, everybody. Good night, everyone.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

Turn the TV off. Get your ass off the couch. Get in your truck, start heading south. Nutty people marching down in Dixie. Lost the damn minds. We gotta fix it. Call your brothers and mama. Tell your cousins too. We're gonna raise the flag. The red, white, and blue. My country's half crazy all across the land. I'm a screaming yeah, so they understand. You'll take my gun from my cold dead hand. Let's slimy nasty pedophiles. Need to take 'em all down through the gator miles. They got blue hair, they got crazy eyes, they all need to be neutralized. Nothing too crazy, help them realize. My countries have crazy all across the land. I'm a screaming, yeah. So they understand. You only take my gun from my cold dead hand. Take back a country, wants to do what's right. He speaks the truth, calls a lie, a lie. Don't take no shit when it comes on the file. You gotta admit that's a man to admire. All across the land. I'm a screaming, yeah. So they understand. You'll only take my gun from my cold dead hand. I'm telling you this so you know it's true. I will lay down my life for the red, white, and blue. My country's half crazy all across the land. You'll only take my gun from my cold dead hand. You'll only take my gun from my cold dead hand.